Understand Woman!

By Peter James

I go up to the counter and I order a beer. I drank about half of it and watched whatever was playing on the television. All of a sudden a group of about five hot babes came down and sat next to me. I couldn't believe it. They all were wearing hot little outfits that made their bodies scream at me.

I drank a few more beers and I got relaxed. I thought I would say a few words with them. Hell, there is five of them, one of them has to be a prospect. I started off by doing some simple magic tricks. You know, like the one where you 'find' a quarter behind their ear.

After a few more drinks we were all laughing and having a good time. We went to the dance floor and they were all rubbing up against me. I'm not much of a dancer, but when I get a few beers in me I think I am. We went back and had a few more drinks.

By this time all of us where pretty hammered. I was feeling like super man and didn't have a care in the world. I asked one of the hot babes if they wanted to go out with me. She looked like she just seen a dead animal on the side of the highway. Then out of no where, all the girls started laughing at me. I felt about an inch tall. I asked them why they were laughing.... Out of no where the girl I asked out said she thought I was a geek.

I tried to make up some jokes to lighten the situation, but I could see that I was going no where fast. Everyone in the bar was laughing at me, not with me. I mean EVERYONE was laughing. What a flop.

Here are some tips that you can use to know if she is interested. Hopefully, you won't get embarrassed like I did.

If you are talking to a woman and she constantly touches you, chances are she wants more than just a conversation. This doesn't mean that you are going to score. It might mean that you have the potential to get laid, but I wouldn't count on it.

If she hangs around you all the time it might mean she is interested. If her girl friends go to the dance floor and she sticks near you to talk to you, that is a good sign.

If after a night out she invites you in for coffee. She might just be a polite gal, chances are she is inviting you in for some hot action. Take her up on the offer if she doesn't look like road kill.

She talks about sex. Sometimes a woman will talk about a bad lover or that she hasn't been touched in a while. This means that she is definitely interested in you.

She makes sexual comments to you. She doesn't tell you how nice your pants are, but instead tells you how well they fit your ass. Reel her in, you are about to bang her.

She offers you some gum. If she offers you some gum while you are at the bar while she puts some in her mouth, chances are she is getting ready to do some kissing.

If she offers you some of her food. This means that she doesn't have any problems showing her different sides to you.

If she is watching your lips. Most people look someone in the eyes when they are being talked to. If she is looking at your lips, it means she wants you bad. If of course you are in a loud place, she might just be reading your lips because she can't hear you very well.

Here you go my friend. Now you won't be making the same mistake I made. You can use these tips to get that new hunt in the bag in no time. People will call you the stud of the hour after you practice these moves for a little bit.

Of course, depending on the situation, these signs might mean nothing. If she for example is offering you some of her food, she might hate it and feel bad for wasting it. Nothing is perfect and with women, you will never know what they are thinking. You could be a code breaker for the government and a woman would throw you off every time. That is the beauty of the hunt. It is the challenge of the hunt. It is what makes it all worthwhile. Read more ...

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